Total Medals Earned: 2,397 (From 253 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,260 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (100/270 points)
You inflated a frog so much it blew up. Good thing it wasn't a real frog...
You defeated a fiery eusocial insect without dying. Nice.
Be proud, as it is really, really shiny.
Bought some milk without dying in the process.
Got home without dying even once.
Visit again the once defiled place.
Beat the game without the healer's aid.
Medals Earned: 9/17 (160/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Medals Earned: 8/9 (250/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Buy all 6 dice
Die.
Loiter around too long
Medals Earned: 5/22 (120/515 points)
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Become a god
Complete the tutorial
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Unlock all demo classes
Medals Earned: 13/21 (440/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
reach space
play for 3 hours
jump on a wall 20 times
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 8/13 (220/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Destroy the painting
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Try the game out on a phone
Medals Earned: 5/8 (150/310 points)
Complete THE FRONT LAWN
Complete THE HOUSE
Complete THE BASEMENT
Complete THE PIT
Accumulate 1000 total kills
Complete any level without firing your gun
Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/120 points)
Open the damn door
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
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