Total Medals Earned: 2,397 (From 253 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,260 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 12/14 (365/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 300
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/52 (10/330 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (365/440 points)
Don't care for a life
Killed the cop on first time
Killed another boss
Beat the first fight without loosing any power
Beat a fight without loosing.
Kill the traitor without loosing any power
Never killed a whitness
Made this to top
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 3/6 (35/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/250 points)
Kill 50 enemies
Complete first mission
Complete the game
Complete the Boss Run
Obtain all gold medals
Medals Earned: 7/9 (165/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Collect 100 Achievements